Dan CardwellMar 19, 20202 min readPatience : Zero/Dustin cured it with a monkeyA wise buddha tells us we should do it just like Dustin.
Dan CardwellFeb 1, 20204 min read Patience: Zero/The Bone CorrectorI've got sugary snacks, a new recovery regime and a new bed desk. So, we all know what that means. I'm going to catch a killer..
Dan CardwellJan 29, 20204 min readPatience: Zero/ Home is where the hurt isIt's almost time to leave the hospital - but my fear of pain, lack of drugs and a set of Escher stairs are making the idea less appealing.
Dan CardwellJan 21, 20207 min readPatience: Zero/SOS to the WorldHow the weeing in the bottle could send an SOS to the world and save our souls.
Dan CardwellJan 15, 20204 min readPatience: Zero/Fit in BitsIt turns out that if you break a few bones, you can break a few resolutions - and stuff your face stupid with whatever you want.
Dan CardwellJan 9, 202011 min readPatience: Zero/ The K HoleAn accident, a hospital visit, and some NHS administered drugs left me facing an unexpected problem - aliens trying to torture me.