Dan Cardwell
Patience : Zero/The Limping Dead
The idiocy of starting a blog when you're bed bound hits home, empathy takes hold, and Harrison Ford does his best to liven things up.
top of page
Search
Dan Cardwell
- Feb 12, 2020
- 3 min
Patience: Zero/ “And don’t worry about your booties, cause you’re not going out there”
Sonny and Cher wake me every morning, it's gonna be a long winter and I don't have to worry about my booties, cause I'm not going out there.
17 views0 comments
Dan Cardwell
- Feb 1, 2020
- 4 min
Patience: Zero/The Bone Corrector
I've got sugary snacks, a new recovery regime and a new bed desk. So, we all know what that means. I'm going to catch a killer..
20 views0 comments
Dan Cardwell
- Jan 29, 2020
- 4 min
Patience: Zero/ Home is where the hurt is
It's almost time to leave the hospital - but my fear of pain, lack of drugs and a set of Escher stairs are making the idea less appealing.
9 views0 comments
Dan Cardwell
- Jan 21, 2020
- 7 min
Patience: Zero/SOS to the World
How the weeing in the bottle could send an SOS to the world and save our souls.
15 views0 comments
Dan Cardwell
- Jan 15, 2020
- 4 min
Patience: Zero/Fit in Bits
It turns out that if you break a few bones, you can break a few resolutions - and stuff your face stupid with whatever you want.
14 views0 comments
Dan Cardwell
- Jan 9, 2020
- 11 min
Patience: Zero/ The K Hole
An accident, a hospital visit, and some NHS administered drugs left me facing an unexpected problem - aliens trying to torture me.
31 views0 comments
bottom of page