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Dan Cardwell
Oct 16, 20203 min read
Heaven, I'm in heaven...
I’ve been busy lately, which is upsetting, as I’m no longer used to having to do…. Well, anything, other than layabout bemoaning about...
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Dan Cardwell
May 16, 20203 min read
Patience: Zero/We’ve met again
It’s been a while since I wrote to you, my great readership of 2-3 people, but you’ll have to forgive me, it’s now 120 days into my own...
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Dan Cardwell
Mar 19, 20202 min read
Patience : Zero/Dustin cured it with a monkey
A wise buddha tells us we should do it just like Dustin.
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Dan Cardwell
Feb 22, 20202 min read
Patience : Zero/The Limping Dead
The idiocy of starting a blog when you're bed bound hits home, empathy takes hold, and Harrison Ford does his best to liven things up.
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Dan Cardwell
Feb 12, 20203 min read
Patience: Zero/ “And don’t worry about your booties, cause you’re not going out there”
Sonny and Cher wake me every morning, it's gonna be a long winter and I don't have to worry about my booties, cause I'm not going out there.
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Dan Cardwell
Feb 1, 20204 min read
Patience: Zero/The Bone Corrector
I've got sugary snacks, a new recovery regime and a new bed desk. So, we all know what that means. I'm going to catch a killer..
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Dan Cardwell
Jan 29, 20204 min read
Patience: Zero/ Home is where the hurt is
It's almost time to leave the hospital - but my fear of pain, lack of drugs and a set of Escher stairs are making the idea less appealing.
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Dan Cardwell
Jan 21, 20207 min read
Patience: Zero/SOS to the World
How the weeing in the bottle could send an SOS to the world and save our souls.
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Dan Cardwell
Jan 15, 20204 min read
Patience: Zero/Fit in Bits
It turns out that if you break a few bones, you can break a few resolutions - and stuff your face stupid with whatever you want.
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Dan Cardwell
Jan 9, 202011 min read
Patience: Zero/ The K Hole
An accident, a hospital visit, and some NHS administered drugs left me facing an unexpected problem - aliens trying to torture me.
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